幽默的英语句子

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幽默的英语句子

1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找

借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 17)When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to


learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 六、励志的英语句子

1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。

3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间

4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.

过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。

7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.

记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.

举起你的酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.

寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。

11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。

12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.

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