【#文档大全网# 导语】以下是®文档大全网的小编为您整理的《(爱情名言)男女之间的计算公式》，欢迎阅读！
---真理惟一可靠的标准就是永远自相符合
男女之间的计算公式
充满调侃和幽默的两性关系，男女之间也能通过公式来计算 浪漫数学 [romance mathematics] 精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫 精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=私通 愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=婚姻 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕 购物数学 [shoping mathematics]
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西 a man will pay for a item he needs
女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西 a woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need 一般方程与统计 [general equations & statistics] 女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
---真理惟一可靠的标准就是永远自相符合
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife 成功男人的标志是 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend 成功女人的标志是她找到了这样一个丈夫 a successful woman is one who can find such a man 幸福 [happiness]
要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱（爱情名言 ）
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她 to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
改变嗜好 [propensity to change]
女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化 a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t
---真理惟一可靠的标准就是永远自相符合
男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了
a man marries a woman expecting that she won‘‘t change, and she does
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2022-07-12
