英语搞笑句子

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英语搞笑句子

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1、“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作

2The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

3God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋本人方面他给了你留了余地。

4Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

帮忙不要等明天交不上差再行找借口,今天就要找。 5Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

6Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多;忘本人的越多,忘本人的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着。

7Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

成功是个相关名词,他会造成给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。


8One should love are so tasty. 所有人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很吃。

9There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更的方式开始新天,而醒来不是千篇律的在每个下午都醒来。

10Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 11When two"s company, three"s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

12Love the neighbor.But don"t get caught. 要用心试著爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老知道。

13、“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.“

现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡会吧。

14Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

各个成功男人的背后男孩子都有个女人,每个不成功男人的背后即使有两个女人。

15Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的本人孩会生出意外,后排座位上所的意外会生出本人孩。

16A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.


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