英语笑话1

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where is my cat ?



Mr. Green likes fish very much. He often buys some fish in the shop and takes it home. But when his wife sees the fish, she says to herself, “Good ! I can ask my friends to have lunch, and we can eat the fish. They like fish very much.”

So when Mr. Green comes home in the evening, the fish is not there and his wife always says, “Oh, your cat ate it” And she gives him some bread for his supper. Mr. Green is very angry. He takes the cat and his wife to the shop near his house and weighs( 称重 ) the cat. Then he turns to his wife and says, "My fish weigh one kilo(公斤). This cat weighs one, too. The cat is here, you see, then where is my fish?”






Knowledge



Once a wise man was crossing a certain mighty river. He wished to amuse himself and began to talk to the boatman. " Do you know mathematics? " he asked. " No, Sir, " replied the boatman.

" Then you have lose one quarter of your life, " said the wise man. " Do you know history? "

" No, Sir, " answered the boat man.

" Then you have lost half of your life, " said the wise man. " Do you know philosophy? "

" I don't know that either, " said the boatman. " Then you have lost three quarter of your life. "

Just then a sudden gust（一阵强风）of wind overturned the boat. " Do you know how to swim? " asked the boatman. " No. " replied the wise man.

" Well then, " replied the boatman, " you have lost your whole life."

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