小学生短笑话大全爆笑

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小学生短笑话大全爆笑



itseemsafarmboyaccidentallyoverturnedhiswagonloadofcorn.thefarmerwholivednearbyheardthenoise.

一个农家小孩好像意外打翻了一车玉米,住在附近的一个农夫听见了,



"heywillis!!"thefarmeryelled,"forgetyourtroubleseinwithus.theni'llhelpyougetthewagonup."

喊道:“威利斯,先放那吧。过来和我们呆会儿,一会儿我帮你扶起来。”

"that'smightyniceofyou,"willisanswered,"butidon'tthinkpawouldlikemeto.""aw,comeon,"thefarmerinsisted."wellokay,"theboyfinallyagreed,andadded,"butpawon'tlikeit."

“太好了”,威利斯答道,“但是爸爸会不高兴的。”“哎呀,快来吧”,农夫仍然在坚持。“好吧”,小男孩终于点头答应了,“但是爸爸真的会不高兴。”



afteraheartydinner,willisthankedhishostandsaid,"ifeelalotbetternow,butiknowpaisgoingtoberealupset.""don'tbefoolish,"theneighborsaidwithasmile,"bytheway,whereishe?""underthewagon."

一顿丰盛的晚餐之后,威利斯向农夫表示感谢:“我觉得好多了,但是爸爸肯定很不高兴。”“别傻了”,农夫笑着说,“哦,对了,你爸爸在哪了?”“车底下。”

abrunette(深色

),aredhead,andablondewererobbingasupermarketwhenapoliceofficerwalkedinthestore.thethreewomendecidetohideinthreepotatosacks.thecopkicksthefirstbag,andthebrunettesays,"meow",thecopsays,"oh,itsonlyacat".hekicksthesecondbag,andtheredheadsays,"woof,woof".thecopsays,"itsonlyadog".hekicksthethirdbag,andtheblondesays,"potato".一个棕播发女郎,一个红发女郎,一个金发女郎正在盗窃一家超市此时警员来到了商店。这三个女人同意暗藏在三个土豆麻袋。警员打第一袋,棕播发女郎说道,“喵喵”,警员说道,“噢,它只是一只猫”。他打了打第二纸盒,红发女郎说道,“汪,汪”。警员说道,“它只是一只狗”。他打了打第三个袋子,金发女郎说道,“土豆”。



abusinessmanentersatavern,sitsdownatthebar,andordersadoublemartiniontherocks.


一个生意人来到一家酒馆,在吧台起身,点了一杯加冰的双料martini



afterhefinishesthedrink,hepeeksinsidehisshirtpocket,andthenordersthebartendertoprepareanotherdoublemartini.

喝,那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里笨蓉了一眼,然后又使服务员把杯子八十上。

afterhefinishesthat,heagainpeeksinsidehisshirtpocketandordersthebartendertobringanotherdoublemartini.

喝,生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里笨蓉了一眼,然后又使服务生帮忙他把杯子八十上。 thebartendersays,"look,buddy,i'llbringya'martinisallnightlong-butyougottatellmewhyyoulookinsideyourshirtpocketbeforeyouorderarefill." 这时酒馆的服务生骂人了,“呃,老兄,我整个晚上给你好像martini都没问题,但你得说我,你为什么在点下一杯酒前都必须往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看看那么一眼”。

thecustomerreplies,"i'mpeekingataphotoofmywife.whenshestartstolookgood,iknowit'stimetogohome."

生意人提问,“我看看的就是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人已经开始显得不好看上去,那就表明我只当差不多了,该回家了。”


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