英语小故事简单的

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 英语小故事简单的

The Thirsty Pigeon

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself

terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders. 口渴的鸽子

有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。 A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说： "冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"

Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

这个外国人很疑惑，把她的工具挪动了100尺，再次坐下来，准备再凿一个洞的时候。再一次地，有个声音说： "冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"

Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

姑娘有点慌了，她将工具挪到最后这个点上，坐下来，拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地，声音响起：

“最～后～说～一～次!冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!”

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?" 她终于承受不住了，叫了出来，“是你吗?神?” "NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK" “不，我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。”

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. 一天一个人去参加拍卖。他相中了一只鹦鹉，他真的很想要这只鸟儿，于是他在竞价中紧紧跟着。他一直出价，出得比别人都高，最终，价格一路水涨船高。

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

在出到比预想要高得多得的价格后，他赢了这次竞价，鹦鹉终于是他的了!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

他去付钱时对拍卖人说，“我希望这只鹦鹉一定要会说话。如果出了这么高的价，它还不能说话的话，我肯定会很难过的。”

"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

“不要担心。”拍卖人说，“它可以说话的。你以为时谁在竞价时一直跟你对着干?” A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

一个人带着他的狗去了酒吧，他径直走向吧台，要了一杯酒。

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

招待说：“你不能带狗进来!”这个人毫不犹豫地说，“这是我的导盲犬” "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.