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医生说："好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下

英语小笑话带翻译 英语小笑话带翻译



近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在XX络、杂志上十分盛行。细心收集了英语小笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习!

英语小笑话带翻译篇1

little old ldy goes to the doctor ... nd sys, Doctor, I hve this problem with gs, but itdoesnt relly bother me too much. They never smell nd re lwys silent. s mtter of fct,Ive frted t lest 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know I ws frtingbecuse they dont smell nd re silent.

有位小老太太去看医生："医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。' The doctor sys, I see. Heres prescription. Tke these pills 3 times dy for seven dysnd come bck to see me next week.



星期你再来。'

The next week the ldy goes bck. Doctor, she sys, I dont know wht the hell you gveme, but now my frts ... lthough still silent... stink terribly.

一星期后老太太来了，"医生，你到底给的我什么药，如今我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭!'

The doctor sys, Good! Now tht weve clered up your sinuses, lets strt working on yourhering.

医生说："太好了!你的嗅觉正常了，如今开始治听觉。' 英语小笑话带翻译篇2

prty of visitors were being shown round luntic sylum.They cme cross one individulin the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hir，feverishly endevouring to ctchflies nd keepthem in his pocket. 一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口

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袋里。

Pt hd seen bbies in other peoples houses nd hd not liked them

His ws sd cse，sid the ttendnt.Whilst he ws t the wr his wife very much, so he ws notdelighted bout the news tht there ws soon bndoned his homend rn off with nother mn.

他的病很惨，伴随人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。 Terrible，sid visitor. 真可怕，一个游客说。

going to be one in his house too.

帕特在别人家观察过小宝宝，他不太喜爱他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个小宝宝的消息感到不悦。

One evening Mr. nd Mrs. Tylor were mking plns for the bbys rrivl. This house wont bebig enough for use ll when the bby comes, sid Mr.

Presently they cme to pdded cell，in which could be herd rging Tylor. s of wild best.

一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降落做支配。泰勒先生说：有

不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。 了小宝宝，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。 Thts the other mn，sid the ttendnt. 这就是那另一个男人，伴随人说。 英语小笑话带翻译篇3

Pt cme into the room just then nd sid, Wht re you tlking bout? We were sying thtwell hve to move to nother house now, becuse the new bbys coming, his mothernswered.

Mr. nd Mrs. Tylor hd seven-yer-old boy nmed Pt. Now Mrs. Tylor 帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问：你们在说什么?他的母亲回答说：ws expectingnother child.

我们在说我们得搬家了，因为小宝宝就要来了。

泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。如今泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 Its no use, sid Pt hopelessly, Hell follow us there.

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